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ﻃﺮﻳﻘﺔ ﻟﻄﻴﻔﺔ ﻹﻗﻨﺎﻉ ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ ﺇﻧﻬﺎ ﻣﺎ
ﺗﻨﺘﺨﺒﺶ ﺷﻔﻴﻖ..ﻭﻻ ﻋﻤﺮﻭ ﻣﻮﺳﻰ
ﻃﺒﻌﺎ(:
ﻛﻨﺖ ﺭﺍﻛﺐ ﻣﻴﻜﺮﻭﺑﺎﺹ..ﻭﻋﺪﻳﻨﺎ ﻋﻠﻰ
ﺑﻮﺳﺘﺮ ﻷﺣﻤﺪ ﺷﻔﻴﻖ..ﻓﻮﺍﺣﺪ ﻣﻦ
ﺍﻟﺮﻛﺎﺏ ﻗﺎﻝ:ﺃﺣﻤﺪ ﺷﻔﻴﻖ ﺩﻩ ﻣﺎﻓﻴﺶ
ﻏﻴﺮﻩ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﻳﻨﻔﻊ ﻳﻤﺴﻚ ﺍﻟﺒﻠﺪ..ﺃﻧﺎ
ﻫﻨﺘﺨﺒﻪ
ﺭﺣﺖ ﺃﻧﺎ ﻗﻠﺖ ﺑﻌﻠﻮ ﺻﻮﺗﻲ:
ﺣﺮﺭﺭﺭﺭﺭﺭﺭﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﻡ ﻋﻠﻴﻴﻴﻴﻴﻜﻢ!!!
ﻫﺘﺨﺮﺑﻮﺍ ﺍﻟﺒﻠﺪ... !!!ﺣﺮﺍﻡ ﻋﻠﻴﻜﻢ...ﻫﻴﺎ
ﺍﻟﺒﻠﺪ ﻧﺎﻗﺼﺔ!!
ﻃﺒﻌﺎ ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ ﺍﺗﺨﻀﺖ ﻭﺳﺄﻟﺘﻨﻲ ﻓﻴﻪ ﺍﻳﻪ
ﻣﺎﻟﻚ ﻳﺎ ﺍﺑﻨﻲ ؟؟
ﺭﺣﺖ ﺃﻧﺎ ﻭﺃﻧﺎ ﻣﻨﻔﻌﻞ ﻗﻠﺖ:ﻣﺎ ﺍﻧﺘﻮﺵ
ﺷﺎﻳﻔﻴﻦ... !!ﺑﻴﻘﻮﻟﻜﻢ ﻫﻴﻨﺘﺨﺐ ﺃﺣﻤﺪ
ﺷﻔﻴﻖ..ﻋﺎﺭﻓﻴﻦ ﺃﺣﻤﺪ ﺷﻔﻴﻖ ﻟﻮ ﻧﺠﺢ
ﺍﻳﻪ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﻫﻴﺤﺼﻞ
ﺍﻟﺮﺍﺟﻞ ﺭﺩ ﻋﻠﻴﺎ ﺑﺎﻧﻔﻌﺎﻝ:ﺍﻳﻪ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ
ﻫﻴﺤﺼﻞ ﻳﻌﻨﻲ...ﺩﻩ ﻫﻮﺍ ﺍﻟﻮﺣﻴﺪ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ
ﻳﻘﺪﺭ ﻳﺮﺟﻊ ﺍﻷﻣﻦ ﺗﺎﻧﻲ
ﻗﻠﺘﻠﻪ:ﻧﻬﺎﺭﻛﻢ ﺍﺳﻮﺩ..ﺷﻔﻴﻖ ﺩﻩ ﻟﻮ
ﻧﺠﺢ ﻫﻮﺍ ﻭﻻ ﻋﻤﺮﻭ ﻣﻮﺳﻰ..ﺍﻟﻌﻴﺎﻝ
ﺑﺘﻮﻉ ﺍﻟﺘﺤﺮﻳﺮ ﻫﻴﻨﺰﻟﻮﺍ..ﻭﻳﻌﻤﻠﻮﺍ
ﻣﻈﺎﻫﺮﺍﺕ ﻭﻳﻮﻟﻌﻮﺍ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺒﻠﺪ..ﺣﺮﺍﻡ
ﻋﻠﻴﻜﻢ ﺑﻘﻰ ﻋﺎﻳﺰﻳﻦ ﻧﺴﺘﻘﺮ!!ﺣﺮﺍﻡ
ﻋﻠﻴﻜﻢ ﻋﺎﻳﺰﻳﻦ ﻧﺸﻮﻑ ﺃﻛﻞ ﻋﻴﺸﻨﺎ...
ﺍﻧﺘﺨﺒﻮﺍ ﺃﻱ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻣﻦ ﺑﺘﻮﻉ ﺍﻟﺜﻮﺭﺓ
ﻭﺭﻳﺤﻮﺍ ﺃﻣﻨﺎ...ﺑﺠﺪ ﺍﻟﺒﻠﺪ ﺧﺮﺑﺖ..ﻛﻔﺎﻳﺔ
ﺑﻘﻰ!!
ﺑﺲ ﻳﺎ ﺳﻴﺪﻱ...ﻭﻗﻤﺖ ﻧﺎﺯﻝ ﻣﻦ
ﺍﻟﻤﻴﻜﺮﻭﺑﺎﺹ...ﻭﺃﻧﺎ ﻧﺎﺯﻝ ﺭﺍﻗﺒﺖ ﻋﻼﻣﺎﺕ
ﺍﻟﺬﻫﻮﻝ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻭﺵ ﻛﻞ ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ ﻓﻲ
ﺍﻟﻤﻴﻜﺮﻭﺑﺎﺹ.. ((:ﻭﺍﺑﺘﺴﺎﻣﺔ ﺧﺒﻴﺜﺔ ﻣﻦ
ﺑﻌﻀﻬﻢ